"Not now, I have a headache" line should be "NOW! I have a headache"

A pain study showed that 60% of women who tried having sex when they had a headache stopped having the headache. One woman was quoted: "I don't need medicine, I need a guy's phone number." Sex was also found to increase immunity and prevent flu and common cold. One doctor tried saying that only heterosexual sex does that, but then he shot himself in the foot, admitting that it was probably the endorphins and nerve stimulations that had the beneficial effect, and, obviously, everyone stimulates nerves and has endorphins, not just the heteros. Lol. So, to summarize the latest scientific findings: there is no such thing as too much sex or right and wrong sex.